today's track : new order - turn my way

It's Stanathan's bday today and boy did we get him a doozy of a bday present. He's going to be sooo surprised!! Ok, maybe not. I doubt he'll even like the gifts. I know what would really surprise him though. Wrapped up poo from my ass. How surprised would a person be to open up their bday present and find human feces? Shit, I'd be surprised! (I sure hope no one remembers this blog next March 21st.)

Ohhh...speaking of gifts. I just ordered myself 2 books from chapters -- The Stranger by Albert Camus and Utopia by Thomas More! Can't wait to get them. I can add them to my growing list of books I intend on reading but have no time to read right now woohoo!

Now I'm preoccupied customizing my emoticons for MSN 6.0. I must go. This is too fun to miss.

Someone said toodles to me the other day...thank god it was a girl or else I would have had to call them gay. I'm not going to say toodles. I'm going to say BYE ASSHOLES! I'm in a good mood today.